The Story of Beowulf ( A parody)

           At a time when spear-danes were without a king. A ship road driving into the harbor. It was filled with treasures of food and coconut weapons for war; and in the ship of these warlike things was a baby eating. The ship drove off itself bringing the child whose name was Scyled Eater. Scyled Eater grew and became a mighty eater warrior and lead the spear- danes for many years as The King of Food. He had a son named Beowulf Eater II, who then became also as a mighty eater and King of Foods.

             Our story begins with Hrothgar, king of drinks, a descendant of Scyled Eater. Hrothgar, in his very young age, built a splendid wall made of cookies. This hall was called Hearot of Cookies.

              One night, as all were sleeping, a frightful cookie monster, Grendely, broke into the hall as she smelled cookies, killing and carrying with her thirty fat sleeping cookie warriors to devour her and serve her more cookies. Every night the visit was repeated and fear of death came over Hearot of cookies. The fat eating warriors tried to fight the cookie monster but no weapon could harm it. This situation lasted for 12 years.

                At last the rumor about Grendely, the cookie monster reached the young eating hero named Beowulf Eater II, whose uncle king of proper hygiens, King Hygelac,ruled over the Watsons. Beowulf was a man of immense  strength even though he  is fat. When he heard the story of Hearot, he decided to fight the cookie monster and free Dane, who were his fathers Friends. With fourteen eating companions he crossed the highway to liberate the danes.

      Beowulf was welcomed in hearot with loads of cookies and story telling. But when the afternoon fell, the fear of Grendely fell upon danes and all still eat cookies after King Hrothgar had warned beowulf about the eating cookie monster in the hall. Beowulf remained in the hall and was still eating cookies with his men,and confidently saying that since weapons of coconut had no effect upon Grendely, she would make a cookie potion to make the monster fat and it would not eat anymore but sleep instead.

       At midnight Grendely was snoring near the door inwards, she was dreaming that she was eating flesh of men before her. She woke up and saw a fat warrior beside her, she let the warrior get her some cookies but the warrior was too lazy to get it for her because the warrior was already too fat that it cant walk. So the thing Grendely did was too roll over the warrior near the cookies but it couldnt get back to her.

      In the morning when everybody was awake, Beowulf prepared to fight against the cookie monster so that the people wont get scared. The first thing Beowulf did is too make loads of cookies with different kinds of potion and handed it to her. When it was time the cookie monster was out of no where she was freezimg because she ran out of cookies. She smelled a bunch of cookies running to her it was beowulf who came. Beowulf gave the cookie monster the cookies and she ate it. She got bigger and bigger that she cant already move and fly she ran away to the kingdom and never came back.
 
     
             

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